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ok.. i'm back. I got two bags... 99c each, the store down the block is one of my most reliable hook ups when it comes to the wax.. you can't tell but i took a break and paused after writing, "...when it comes to the wax..." and opened up the first bag. i just grabbed a red one and now i am slowly biting off the top.. slurp.. slurp.. ahh yeah that is nice... deliciously SWEET and LiQUiD. hmm now for an orange one i think... yeah.. orange... DAMMIT it's like i bite some off the top and a little comes out but the rest is stuck in there like it's all clamoring and saying "WE WANNA STAY IN THE WAX" but.. whatever.. ahh.. that's better. it's unfortunate taht you can't get to all of the goodness in one fell swoop is it not? that is ok. but whatever there are more to conquer. now for number 3. yellow. ahh.. this one went nice and smooth. i bit off the cap of the bottle and squeezed and all the liquid candy spilled inside. AWESOME. now for another red one.. ahh man.. i am starting to get a rush from the drink. DRINKING DRINKING DRINKING DRINKING WAXED POP. will take a break from website to finish rest of bag. that is 6 and that means 10 total will be had by the time you see the next paragraphs. i wish there was a way to make the time and website coincide and i think their may be but i dont care to check so instead just go to next paragraph. there will be blankness to simulate the passing of time. yes. blankness.

ok... i decided not for blankness because the time was quick because i just sort of sucked them all down like a cheap thai whore so i could come back to type but the thing that is the most scary is that now i am all jacked up on the juice of the wax. i'm all WAXED UP AND NO WHERE TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heaoheAOehaOEaheoh there is a little pile of empty bottles and caps sitting on the table. hehehe hehe hehe time to open the second bag. hehehe ......................... OPENED hell yeah... hhhhoehh oheoh ok gonna have one now. ok OK OK OK OK O KI OK OK KO KO KO KO OK OK O K OK O KO K ok... chill.. chill.. chill.. chill.. CHILL. ok. chill. man.. bitings off the cap each time gets kind of grating especially with the bits of wax i think for this next one i will just tear off the cap with my hands. like a real bottle. biting it is like.. uncouth and shit. so i will twist/tear not bite. ahh. that worked quite smoothly. i think i shall try that again... FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK! it SQUIRTED ME! this one is blue. the other was yellow and yellow worked fine and BLUE SQUIRT ME! ARRRRRRRRGH I GOT LIQUID ALL OVER ME AND IN MY EYE AND SHIT I CANT FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OGD AMMIT WHATS GOING on! OWWWWWWW I WENT TO SCRATHM Y EYE AND NOW IT HURT MIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURTS MORE NOW THAT I SCRATCHED IOUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111 NEVER TRUST THE BLUE ONES THEY ARE FUCKING EVIL THEY SQUIRT HIGH BLUE POWERED CHEMICALS INTO YOUR EYES!!!!!!! ahhh.. hehehhAOEHaOEH I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON THE BLUES THERE US ONE LEFT IN THE PACAKGE AND I AM JUST GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE SOB AND EAT IT! JUST STICK IT IN MY MOUTH WAX AND ALL AND CHEW!!!!!!!!! . ok i have the btotle in my mouth and i chomped and all of its nectar came out. quite sweet this time when in the mouth and not the eye. funny. dammiT IT IS DRIBBLING OUT ON MY CHIN AND I GOT A MOUTHFUL OF WAX AND IT IS STARTING TO BRAEAK OFF INTO LITTLE CHUNKS AND MAKING ME GAG!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT TRUST THE BLUES THEY WILL GET YOU EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can't eat any more.. :( i am traumatized by the blues.. i think the circus peanuts put them up to it. i dont trust them either.. CIRCUS PEANUTS.. wtf .. they are in league with burnt peanuts.. WTF ARE BURNT PEANUTS WHO WOULD EAT A PEANUT BURNT? AND A CIRCUS PEANUT. MORE LIKE CIRCUS PEE-NOT HAH HAH HAHA HAHAH ok i have to go now because i am 12 years old and i need my afternoon milk.