Thirsty for a dolly but don't have a goblet handy? Whip yourself up a Mock Dolly Whirlwhip. Serving Mock Dolly Whirlwhips at a party would be a serious faux pas, so please consume in intimate settings only.

Beverage of your choice

One (1) cube of ice

Preparation

1. Pour beverage of choice into any glass (with the exception of a glass goblet.) Do not use plastic, it is gauche.

2. Place ice cube in glass. Serve.