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now.. in order to create masterpieces like the above, follow me.
place the ring finger of your left hand on the 'a' key. now place the
index finger of your left hand on the 'e' key. ok. once that is finished
practice... aeaeeeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaaeaeaeaeaeeeaeaeaeae,
practice that with different alternating variations. now let's work
with the right hand... place the index finger of the right hand on
the 'h' key. place the middle finger of the right hand on the 'o' key.
now let's practice the right hand keys... hohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh
ok.. now once that is finished i want you to practice alternating
between the h, o, a and e keys... simply keep all your fingers on those
keys and alternate them in a chaotic fashion... watch
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ok.. once you think you have mastered the four finger method it's time to move on to the space key! the space key is what gives the symphony it's space.. hah hah hah.. anyways keep your fingers in the same position as before but this time place the thumb of your left hand on the spacebar (you can place both thumbs on the spacebar but this is not reccomended for novices) once you have your thumb on the spacebar and the right fingers on the right keys.. practice, just like you did before, but this time hit the space bar to add spaces to the symphony.. you can make the spaces far apart or close together.. you are the conductor it's your choice... watch.
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there is one more step to completing the symphony.. the shift key. this is where we give the symphony it's OOMPH! heaohaohe.. keep your fingers on their keys and your thumb on the spacebar.. but this time you're gonna put the pinky of your right hand on the right shift key. you are then going to alternate the use of the shift key.. watch.
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after you've practiced that. work everything you have learned into one
cohesive unit. the space bar and the shift key.. the a and the e and
the h and the o. develop your own rhythm.. explore
go crazy. swing your head around to the beat.. the beat of the symphony.
the hoehaoehaoeh symphony...
...soon you will see the beauty of the symphony. and once you
see the beauty, you will see it throughout your daily life. you will
not be able to escape! hoeaheaoheaohe in the trees. hoeaheaoheoahe in
the buildings. hoeahoeaheoahe in the skies. the birds, conducting
their own symphony. even the cows.. yes.. the cows. you will see it in
the cows!